In article >, ~patches~
> wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > In article .com>,
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>my court. However, I'm sure that if I provide something uninteresting
> >>like pasta, she'll think I'm devoid of originality.
> >
> >
> > Save originality for your bedroom adventures. Make something tasty
> > that you're comfortable cooking. If she's worth the effort and you
> > hit it off, there'll be time enough for originality. I'd love a
> > well-prepared pasta dish. Something that's not too messy to eat,
> > perhaps. JMO. A nice green salad, good bread. Good dessert.
> > Enjoy the evening.
>
> Agreed even though you are a little bad with the bedroom adventures 
Honey, I try to be a realist. :-) Gotta adapt or become extinct. BTW,
I wasn't meaning to suggest that the bedroom adventures begin after this
meal. I wonder how deep I can dig this hole? :-/
> couple of nice store bought crusty rolls. Top the pasta with fresh
> ground parmesan and she will be putting in your hand.
<coughchokesputter> And what EXACTLY will she be "putting" in his hand,
patches? Eh? I'll bet you meant to say puDDing. ROTFL!
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-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 9-26-05