Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> In article >, ~patches~
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>>Melba's Jammin' wrote:
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>>>In article .com>,
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>>>>my court. However, I'm sure that if I provide something uninteresting
>>>>like pasta, she'll think I'm devoid of originality.
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>>>Save originality for your bedroom adventures. Make something tasty
>>>that you're comfortable cooking. If she's worth the effort and you
>>>hit it off, there'll be time enough for originality. I'd love a
>>>well-prepared pasta dish. Something that's not too messy to eat,
>>>perhaps. JMO. A nice green salad, good bread. Good dessert.
>>>Enjoy the evening.
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>>Agreed even though you are a little bad with the bedroom adventures
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> Honey, I try to be a realist. :-) Gotta adapt or become extinct. BTW,
> I wasn't meaning to suggest that the bedroom adventures begin after this
> meal. I wonder how deep I can dig this hole? :-/
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>>couple of nice store bought crusty rolls. Top the pasta with fresh
>>ground parmesan and she will be putting in your hand.
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> <coughchokesputter> And what EXACTLY will she be "putting" in his hand,
> patches? Eh? I'll bet you meant to say puDDing. ROTFL!

err, a little slip of the tongue. That was meant to be *putty* not
putting or pudding BUT I am blushing