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In article >, wrote:
>Ubiquitous at wrote on 9/4/05 3:01 AM:
>> In article >,
>> wrote:
>>> Ubiquitous wrote:

>>>> Sandra declares that her picnic-scape is based on poetry and
>>>> Shakespeare, which sounds interesting, until the camera pulls back
>>>> to reveal it in all its glory, at which point I am stunned. WTF?
>>>> WTF?!?!? She dragged out a dinning room table and used a tapestry
>>>> for a table cloth and dragged out a pair of big fancy apolstered
>>>> recliners for sitting/reclining. On the table, she used faux metal
>>>> plates and gushed that you can eat "right on top of them". I was
>>>> seriously too stunned to take the rest in, but she apparently
>>>> ripped out pages from a poetry book as napkin decorations and hung
>>>> a candelabra of Liberace proportions from gawd knows where. She
>>>> then tells us she has to run off to 'freshen up" and exits stage
>>>> left with a wave.
>>>
>>> She said she "found" the chandelier in the garage.
>>> Doesn't everyone have a chandelier in the garage?
>>
>> Oh yeah, I have five, ha ha ha.
>>
>
>I . . . actually have one.

Well, you're more than halfway to making your own picnic-scape!

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