Got to send this one to my mate in Oz!
Sarah
"Jen" > wrote in message
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> Real women -vs- Ladies
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> Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
>
> Freeze into ice cubes for
> future use in casseroles and sauces.
>
> Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
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> Ladies - Cure for headaches:
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> Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
> your forehead.
> The throbbing will go away.
>
> Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
>
> You might still have the headache,
> but who the hell cares!
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> Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
> to
> prevent ice cream drips.
>
> Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
> Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your
> feet up anyway.
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> Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
> the potatoes.
>
>
> Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
> about
> the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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> Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
> bit of
> the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on
> the bottom of the cake.
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> Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a
> bitch for you.
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> Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
> yield a beautiful glossy finish.
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> Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
> brushing egg whites, so don't do it.
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> Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
> dishwashing gloves.
> They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
>
> Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.
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> And finally the most important tip....
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> A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...... but, a true
> friend
> will be sitting next to you saying,
>
> "Damn... that was fun!!
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> --
> Jen
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