In article >,
"Dimitri" > wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Well,the dead spread was a disappointment and the pastor thought he was
> > a stand up comic. I'm okay with a certain level of casual at funerals,
> > but I hate it when the presider tries to be funnier than I am. (No, I
> > did not speak at this send off.) The newly departed should be spinning
> > in her grave (I believe she's now there - or at least en route).
>
> <snip>
> >
> > Barb Schallerstein
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> > http://www.jamlady.eboard.com
>
> One would think with all the "in an office writing briefs, proposals,
> sales plans, sexual harassment policies, and marketing surveys"

>
> They could afford to have it catered.....

THAT'S THE POINT, Dimitri!! THIS * IS * the catered spread. Pitiful
excuse for it, too. After having been privy to selecting my recently
departed sister's box, I'm leaving instructions for a corrugated
cardboard box and spend the coffin $$$$ on The Lunch.
>
> Maybe that's a new business idea.
>
> You bury the dead
> We feed the living.

LOL!!! You're giving me ideas. . . .


> Wake Catering Inc.

> Dimitri
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