On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:42:58 -0500, Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> After having been privy to selecting my recently
>departed sister's box, I'm leaving instructions for a corrugated
>cardboard box and spend the coffin $$$$ on The Lunch.

No wake, just me and an oven.

In a weeks time, One hell of a party. Tell stories about me, eat drink
and be merry. I'll be in a better place.
And a man in a kilt, playing Amazing Grace on a bagpipe. After he has
been at the bar for an hour.
I will be watching.

Pan Ohco