Carol "Damsel" Peterson wrote:
>
> Margaret Suran wrote:
>>
>> I am no Brute (Brutus), I was in fear for your life. You were in
>> danger of being demoted from being the Head Trollop. Think of it,
>> Bubba Vic, who is an 83 year old Grandmother at times, wanting to take
>> your place as the Head Trollop! Can you imagine something more
>> obscene? An 83 year old Head Trollop. For once, I feel that my
>> thoughts and fears were real. As you must have noticed, I am seldom
>> that sure of myself.
>
> I thought he was an 84 year old janitor!

Why can't I be both?! This is blatant sexism and ageism! We
grandmothers can take any career path we want!

> But I think that, in Granny
> mode, he would make a find head trollop!

Of course, I would!

ObDrink: Granny's Apple Pie Martini recipe, from
<http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7743.html>.

Harry's Gran

Granny's Apple Pie Martini

Scale ingredients to servings
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Smirnoff® Citrus Twist vodka
3/4 oz sweet and sour mix
1/4 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Pour Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps, Smirnoff vodka, sweet
and sour mix and DeKuyper sour apple schnapps into a cocktail
shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini
glass rimmed with cinnamon and sugar, and serve.