"Goomba38" > wrote in message
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> Doug Kanter wrote:
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>> Good parents, good dog owners. I suspect that the opposite would be dogs
>> which slobber all over new visitors, even as the visitors gently (or
>> harder) knee them in the face. What the hell's wrong with people like
>> that, pretending not to notice that people don't want to be slobbered?
> I'm a good parent and a good dog owner. My dogs do lick plates and
> cookware yet never slobber on visitors.
> Goomba

Good for you. I once entered a relative's house, and her stupid border
collie leapt onto my chest, got her claw stuck in the chest pocket of a $600
suit, and tore the left panel right off the jacket. Big learning experience
for the lady. Expensive, too.