Larry Bud wrote:
> Kris Baker wrote:
> > "R.G." > wrote in message
> > news
> > > Dallas: Cabdriver on trial is accused of sprinkling grated feces on
> > >
> > > In his opening statement Tuesday afternoon, prosecutor Taly Haffar
> > > told jurors that the store workers went through seven months of
> > > customer complaints that unpackaged, fresh-baked goods "smelled and
> > > tasted like manure" until the defendant was arrested in late July.
> >
> > It took them seven months of complaints? They don't believe their
> > customers?
>
> I suspect they believed them, hence the hidden cameras, but other than
> that, what do you propose they have done? I doubt the first thing that
> came to mind is that some asshole that didn't even work there was
> poisoning their food.
>
> Second, how does a customer know what manure tastes like!?!?!

You ever smell poop while you're using the toilet? Surprise!! You've
tasted poop! Smell = airborn particulate matter / airborne particulate
matter = tiny pieces of poop floating in the air; unless you're sitting
there wearing SCUBA gear, you've tasted it.

Discovery Channel's Mythbusters show recently ran experiments proving
just this - that poop ends up on (even covered) toothbrushes in a
bathroom.

Here's one from direct experience: I've never tasted dog poop - no
really. But try running over a big pile of it while mowing the lawn.
Ooh, it leaves a taste in your mouth that'll make your eyes water.