Doug Kanter wrote:
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
> .. .
>> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women
>> were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and
>> speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>>
>> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt.
>> I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK,
>> that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260
>> calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and
>> all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>>
>> Andy
>> Flirt #2
>
> Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce
> departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh?
Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and endive