"Doug Kanter" > wrote in message
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> Seriously, the best way to deal with dogs is to make it entertaining
> for ME, and painful for them and their owners. Confrontation, calls to
> the police, public humiliation - it's all part of the game. A friend
> just gave me a lovely suggestion. Keep a can of day-glo orange spray
> paint by the door. Doesn't matter if it's empty. If a dog criminal is
> paused with their vermin doing its business, go out there and get
> "conversationally close" to the person. Say nothing. Walk alongside
> them as they leave. At some point, they're going to ask why I'm there.
> I say "You think my lawn needs dog shit on it. I think your front door
> should be bright orange. I'm coming home with you.". Just keep walking
> with them. Naturally, they'll either run, or we'll arrive at their
> place and they'll call the cops. Then the fun begins.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

That appeals to me... BIG time))))

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