"aem" > wrote in message
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>
> Doug Kanter wrote:
>>
>> [snip] .... Keep a can of day-glo orange spray paint by the door.
>> Doesn't matter if it's empty. If a dog criminal is paused with their
>> vermin
>> doing its business, go out there and get "conversationally close" to the
>> person. Say nothing. Walk alongside them as they leave. At some point,
>> they're going to ask why I'm there. I say "You think my lawn needs dog
>> shit
>> on it. I think your front door should be bright orange. I'm coming home
>> with
>> you.". Just keep walking with them. Naturally, they'll either run, or
>> we'll
>> arrive at their place and they'll call the cops. Then the fun begins.
>
> I thought you were going to spray the dog.... -aem
>

No...the paint wouldn't kill it quickly enough. The vet might be able to
save its life. Unacceptable.

Yeah...I'm evil when it comes to dogs. :-)