Official Announcement

Upon careful consideration of the case of a grave offence against public
decency on the trollop family newsgroup and an active insubordination by
the formerly named "Damsel-in-dis-Dress", The Cabal (TINC) hereby
decrees that, as a reflection of the new and regrettable reality, the
above person is henceforth to be referred to as "Damsel-in-the-Nude".

The Cabal (TINC)