On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:37:01 -0500, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

>
>
>Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> In article >,
>> (Victor Sack) wrote:

In article >,
(Victor Sack) wrote:

>>> Official Announcement
>>>
>>>Upon careful consideration of the case of a grave offence against public
>>>decency on the trollop family newsgroup and an active insubordination by
>>>the formerly named "Damsel-in-dis-Dress", The Cabal (TINC) hereby
>>>decrees that, as a reflection of the new and regrettable reality, the
>>>above person is henceforth to be referred to as "Damsel-in-the-Nude".
>>>
>>>The Cabal (TINC)
>>
>>
>> To D-i-t-N ! Hear, hear! Long may she live and flourish.
>
>I have already voiced my opinion in a private email to the Cabal
>(TINC). It is a heartless decree, all the more so, as the weather is
>not conducive to strutting around in the nude.
>
>I would like to know whether Terry can advise us as to whether what
>the Cabal (TINC) has decreed, is even legal. After all, if the power
>behind that decree is a man who is also an 83 year old grandmother and
>an 85 year old janitor, it sounds as if this is a case of Triple
>Indemnity.
>
>If Terry cannot get involved with this, I know that Carol will have a
>wonderful spokes person in Nancy Young. Nancy, where are you? Come
>to the aid of your good friend, Carol, who is without any doubt,
>shivering from the cold and from the injustice of it all.

<apologies for not snipping, but I couldn't figure out what to snip>

As one of the original Trollops, I believe I can say without fear of
contradiction that our original charter covers just such an attempt at
the usurpation of our Rights and Privileges as Mr. Sack and his
TINCers has, uh, attempted. Only a sister Trollop has the authority to
redefine a a sister Trollop's moniker and mode of dress or lack
thereof. Therefore, this Trollop is informed and believes and thereon
alleges that TINCers are without standing in the matter, lack
jurisdiction and <peering closely at Mr. Sack> has really beady eyes,
set too close together, which pretty much decides the matter on its
face.

Appeals may be heard at the Ninth Circuit, also known as the Nutty
Ninth, due to their decisions being reversed more than any other
circuit in the United States, for all the good it will do them.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

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