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OmManiPadmeOmelet
 
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Default WAY OT- was Wanna See My Butternuts?

In article .com>,
"Carol Damsel Peterson" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article .com>,
> > "Carol Damsel Peterson" > wrote:
> >
> > > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Now you just _know_ that subject line sounded kinky...... ;-)
> > >
> > > This reminded me of something that has absolutely nothing to do with
> > > cooking. Ya know, when I had my mastectomies, I opted out of the
> > > tattoo and stuff to make them look more real. We're going to check out
> > > the tattoo shop in town and see what it would cost to have water
> > > faucets tattooed where the nipples would have been, labeled HOT and
> > > COLD.
> > >
> > > Yeah, Crash and I are weird, but I think that would be fun!
> > >
> > > Carol

> >
> > It would be... :-)
> > I like your sense of humor. Warped, but cool.
> >
> > Nowadays they are offering immediate reconstruction on mastectomy with
> > implants.

>
> Yeah, I've got the implants (a very bad hack job). I just didn't want
> the tattooed areolas or however you spell it. I was also offered
> nipples, but didn't want that. I've spent my life trying to hide those
> damned things. Now I don't have to. <G>


That's a good point actually. ;-D

>
> > It could probably still be done by a skilled plastic surgeon if you
> > want, and insurance generally covers it in these cases.

>
> I sure wish I'd had a skilled plastic surgeon when the work was done.
> I think it's too late to have insurance fix what she did to me.
>
> Carol


I feel for ya!

>

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