Margaret Suran > wrote:
> > (Victor Sack) wrote:
> >
> >> Official Announcement
> >>
> >>Upon careful consideration of the case of a grave offence against public
> >>decency on the trollop family newsgroup and an active insubordination by
> >>the formerly named "Damsel-in-dis-Dress", The Cabal (TINC) hereby
> >>decrees that, as a reflection of the new and regrettable reality, the
> >>above person is henceforth to be referred to as "Damsel-in-the-Nude".
> >>
> >>The Cabal (TINC)
>
> I have already voiced my opinion in a private email to the Cabal
> (TINC). It is a heartless decree, all the more so, as the weather is
> not conducive to strutting around in the nude.
The offender in question has brought it all upon herself by discarding
her historic Dress and exposing herself to the innocent trollop
multitudes, thereby nearly causing a riot. Thus, the Cabal's (TINC)
decree is actually to be considered an exceptionally mild and forgiving
one, especially as it takes into account the offender's agreement to
retain her "Damsel" designation.
It is worth knowing that the offender maintains that she is not
completely naked but is wearing some unspecified, but likely revealing,
underwear, presumably to excite the masses still further. As long as
there is no independent confirmation of this fact, there is nothing to
be done. If such is forthcoming, and depending on the nature of the
unmentionables in question, there is a chance that the Cabal (TINC) will
decree that the offender be referred to as "Damsel-in-dese-Drawers".
The Cabal (TINC)