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"Damsel-in-dese-Drawers" > wrote:

> Victor Sack wrote:
> > Margaret Suran > wrote:
> >
> > > > (Victor Sack) wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Official Announcement
> > > >>
> > > >>Upon careful consideration of the case of a grave offence against public
> > > >>decency on the trollop family newsgroup and an active insubordination by
> > > >>the formerly named "Damsel-in-dis-Dress", The Cabal (TINC) hereby
> > > >>decrees that, as a reflection of the new and regrettable reality, the
> > > >>above person is henceforth to be referred to as "Damsel-in-the-Nude".
> > > >>
> > > >>The Cabal (TINC)
> > >
> > > I have already voiced my opinion in a private email to the Cabal
> > > (TINC). It is a heartless decree, all the more so, as the weather is
> > > not conducive to strutting around in the nude.
> >
> > The offender in question has brought it all upon herself by discarding
> > her historic Dress and exposing herself to the innocent trollop
> > multitudes, thereby nearly causing a riot. Thus, the Cabal's (TINC)
> > decree is actually to be considered an exceptionally mild and forgiving
> > one, especially as it takes into account the offender's agreement to
> > retain her "Damsel" designation.
>
> "Innocent trollop" is an oxymoron.
>
> > It is worth knowing that the offender maintains that she is not
> > completely naked but is wearing some unspecified, but likely revealing,
> > underwear, presumably to excite the masses still further. As long as
> > there is no independent confirmation of this fact, there is nothing to
> > be done. If such is forthcoming, and depending on the nature of the
> > unmentionables in question, there is a chance that the Cabal (TINC) will
> > decree that the offender be referred to as "Damsel-in-dese-Drawers".
>
> Fruit of the Loom cotton granny panties. Size 10.
>
> Phlbt!
> Me

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