Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:
> (Victor Sack) wrote:
>
> >It is clear that some individuals are using
> >the current scandal for actively trying to undermine and ultimately
> >usurp the Head Trollop's enviable position under the guise of defending
> >the indefensible. The Cabal (TINC) is, for the time being, reserving
> >action against the individuals involved.
>
> Victuh, youse totally misunduhstands my position heah, which is
> consigliere for dah Trollops, an' in pahticulah da Head Trollop, Dams,
> whose legal position is dat TINC ain't got no joorisdiction over Dams
> or da Trollops as Dams ain't got no legal ability to waive any of da
> Trollops' rights and responsibilities over dere monikers. Ain't no way
> no stinkin' TINCs gots joorisdiction here an' I gots case law to prove
> it: Trollops v. Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise Sandwich (9th Cir. 1995)
> 319 F.3d 575, 579 and Anita Bryant v. Trollops (1988) 534 S.Ct. 767,
> 768 and statchoot: U.S.C. Section 7 Come 11.
This is yet another shameless attempt to lessen, demean and denigrate
the high office and the revered, though naked and fallible, person of
the Head Trollop and to undermine the Head Trollop's true rights and
responsibilities, which, according to the original charter are nearly
limitless and only subject to The Cabal's control. The Head Trollop has
never been subject to decisions or pronouncements of any parochial
Circuits, being subject only to international laws laid down by The
Cabal. The Cabal, in turn, is a trans-, extra-, and
supra-jurisdictional entity with a grasp that is not only international
but universal and extends over every living and non-living subject or
object, including little green men and even Barb Schaller, a
self-confessed alien. It is, of course, subject to no earthly laws at
all, not even to the one resulting from the famous international case of
Trollops v. Rotten Vegetables that established the beetroot as the rfc's
official vegetable, beetroot kvas (fermented beetroot juice) as its
official drink, and Barb's Beety Beauty as its official jelly.
The Cabal (TINC)