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Margaret Suran
 
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Default It's time to stop all the Haggis jokes!



Victor Sack wrote:
> notbob > wrote:
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>>All what Haggis jokes?

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> Much to his dad and mum's dismay
> Horace ate himself one day.
> He didn't stop to say his grace,
> He just sat down and ate his face.
> "We can't have this!" his dad declared
> "If that lad's ate, he should be shared"
> But even as he spoke they saw
> Horace eating more and mo
> First his legs and then his thighs,
> His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes
> "Stop him someone!" Mother cried
> "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
> But all too late for they were gone,
> And he had started on his dong...
> "Oh foolish child!" the father mourned
> "You could have deep-fried those with prawns,
> Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
> But H was on his second course;
> His liver and his lights and lung,
> His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue
> "To think I raised him from the cot
> And now he's gone to scoff the lot!"
> His mother cried "what shall we do?
> What's left won't even make a stew..."
> And as she wept her son was seen
> To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
> And there he lay, a boy no more,
> Just a stomach on the floor...
> None the less since it was his
> They ate it - and that's what haggis is.
>
> -- Monty Python's Big Red Book



Ugh, Gross!!!!