Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 12 Nov 2005 11:01:30p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Kent?
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>>A "square" pizza means you know nothing about pizza dough,
>>how to rise it properly, or how to get it on the stone.
>>There is too much cheese in the center and not enough at the periphery.
>>I think
>>you may be using a cheap inferior mozeralla,
>>The supermarket quality mushrooms aren't cooked enough.
>>Ham doesn't belong on pizza in general, unless it's either Proscuito,
>>added at the very end
>>or a fattier cured pork, like Canadian Bacon. Ham is much too dry.
>>You have tried; that you should be given credit for that.
>>A nice try.
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> Somehow we weren't notified that the Pizza King died and you took the throne.
> As the new king, you need to brush up on your royal edicts!
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> Zeesh!
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No kidding! Since when were there rules about making pizza? It's
basically dough, sauce and toppings. Rather simple. He better get onto
some of the large pizza chains too since I know some of them make
rectangle pizzas but first he needs to go back to kindergarten and learn
the difference between *square* and *rectangle*.