Sheldon wrote:

> Poems
> -anon-
>
> Mary had a little pig,
> She kept it fat and plastered;
> And when the price of pork went up,
> She shot the little *******.
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
> Between two hunks of bread.
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings' horses and all the kings' men
> Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
>
> Georgie Porgy Puddin' and Pie,
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> And when the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, 'cause he was ***.
>
> There was a little girl who had a little curl
> Right in the middle of her forehead.
> When she was good, she was very, very good.
> But when she was bad ...
> ... she got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront
> apartment, and a sports car.


Hehe..."dirty ditties"*...

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Greg ["* rhymes with titties..."]