AlleyGator wrote:
> "Arnold" > wrote:
>
> >Boring and a bit 'German' I know, but has anyone ever published the perfect
> >diet for humans?
> >
> >For example an almost scientific approach to the diet that would give the
> >human body the perfect amount of vitamins, proteins, amino acids, etc?
> >
> >
> White Castle cheeseburgers. Beer.
>
> --
> The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
> At least now I have an excuse.

When was the last time your doctor took an EEG of a crazed ferret? For
the record, I doubt this. Only because the fundamental frequencies of
crazed ferrets are higher than crazed humans so it's unlikely he took
this into account or that the electrodes don't stick well on ferret
heads.