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Default The Perfect Diet Of Food For Humans?

" > wrote:

>When was the last time your doctor took an EEG of a crazed ferret? For
>the record, I doubt this. Only because the fundamental frequencies of
>crazed ferrets are higher than crazed humans so it's unlikely he took
>this into account or that the electrodes don't stick well on ferret
>heads.
>

Too much free time, I assume? <G> Actually, I had an EEG about 2
weeks ago - now, concerning the ferret, we had to bash him in the head
with a bat to get him to lay still long enough to attach the
electrodes. He's recovering nicely, though. Tough guy, the ferret.

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The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.