In article .com>, Rob
> wrote:

> Irrespective of the location, what have been your worst or funniest
> restaurant experiences you've had so far - as in the food and service
> both being extremely terrible, or being very good, but something else
> occurred.
>


This isn't rip-roariously funny, but once at an Indian buffet
restaurant, the waiter was clearing our used plates and said "you are
fast in eating" and when he left the table, half of us thought he said
"you are fascinating".

Bunch of egomaniacs are we.