"Joe" > wrote in message
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> I'll have some gasoline around to wash my hands with too. <grin>

umm... you sure you've not had it before? some people say the smell of
strong durians smell like gasoline. of yeah... durian breath/burp is pretty
lethal too. hey i thought you said it was for a *fear factor* event? it
ain't much of an event if you're eating it yourself... i thought you were
gonna force some poor soul to eat it. if you're going to go the whole 9
yards with this durian fear factor, may i suggest you start with durian
beach volleyball & end with kissing the winner with durian breath. btw...
some shops also sell concentrated durian essence in a small bottle, usually
for making Thai cakes & desserts, try drinking or gargling that before
kissing the winner ; )

DC.