In article >,
"Doug Kanter" > wrote:

> "Dan Abel" > wrote in message
> ...


> > Her mother served up some kind of lunch. I asked if there was any
> > mustard. Her mother brought the mustard. It had obviously only been
> > used once or twice, since it was full. It was a little tiny jar of
> > yellow mustard. I looked at the "use by" date on the bottom. It had
> > passed ten years ago!
>
> Did her parents own a Dodge Dart?

I am *so* embarrassed, just terribly. The Dodge Dart and the Plymouth
Valiant were clones, as I remember. They were virtually identical.
They owned a Valiant. My wife's brother inherited it. He sold it to my
wife. We drove it for most of a year. I didn't like that car, but for
no good reason. I think it was partly because it didn't have one single
body panel that wasn't bashed in. My MIL was not a good driver.

--
Dan Abel

Petaluma, California, USA