Nancy Young wrote:
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> limey wrote:
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> > Check out the content of Fiber One cereal.
>
> Oh, my very much beloved and missed Dennis Wolfberg:
>
> Fiber One!!! They should have called it FIBER TWO, because all you'll
> be thinking about is NUMBER TWO! TWICE the fiber of TWINE. Don't
> eat this if you plan to hold down a PAYING JOB!

Wait, I forgot, Dennis Wolfberg was the original Quiznos model!

nancy (if you never saw him, you won't know why that's funny)