>>>My daughter's pet ducks have started laying eggs, can they be
>>>substituted for chicken eggs in cooking? -RP
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>>You bet!... and it's also a great way to teach your child about the
>>wonderful convenience of abortion...
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> LOL, I always ask my kids how they want their chicken abortion cooked.


I laughed too.

Now, if the children should start asking questions that need real
answers, you need to explain that without a rooster, the eggs are
unfertilized, and therefore the abortion analogy is all wrong. The eggs
you're scrambling could never grow into chickens.

--Lia