>Perhaps what would make you feel even better is a properly made Gin Martini!

I make "properly made Gin Martini's" quite frequently actually, but my
newbie education has taught me that it would be foolish of me to say
what one is.

It's kinda' like UFO's, Bigfoot or the Lochness Monster- the idea that
they exist is fascinating but you're in for a world of ridicule if you
say they do. Kev