"Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
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> AngleWyrm wrote:
>
> > To bread it, take a tenderizing hammer (big spikes) and pound as much
> > flour into the meat as possible--till it's saturated. Spice the flour
> > first, if you like. Takes a bit of elbow grease, but it's a nice
> > stress relief
>
> If you don't have elbow grease, you can substitute lard. :-)
>
how about ear wax???????