On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 17:30:36 -0800, Orion wrote:

> "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> AngleWyrm wrote:
>>
>>> To bread it, take a tenderizing hammer (big spikes) and pound as much
>>> flour into the meat as possible--till it's saturated. Spice the flour
>>> first, if you like. Takes a bit of elbow grease, but it's a nice
>>> stress relief
>>
>> If you don't have elbow grease, you can substitute lard. :-)
>>
> how about ear wax???????

Ear wax on beef? Are you daft?

-Jeff B. (on poultry is another thing altogether...)
yeff at erols dot com