"Yeff" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 17:30:36 -0800, Orion wrote:
>
> > "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> AngleWyrm wrote:
> >>
> >>> To bread it, take a tenderizing hammer (big spikes) and pound as much
> >>> flour into the meat as possible--till it's saturated. Spice the flour
> >>> first, if you like. Takes a bit of elbow grease, but it's a nice
> >>> stress relief
> >>
> >> If you don't have elbow grease, you can substitute lard. :-)
> >>
> > how about ear wax???????
>
> Ear wax on beef? Are you daft?
>
> -Jeff B. (on poultry is another thing altogether...)
> yeff at erols dot com

doh! forgot, my apologies. Toe jam is for beef.

;-p