On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:16:17 -0600, Mr Libido Incognito
> wrote:

> Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> > Santa arrived at our front door a little while ago. He was wearing a
> > blue uniform instead of his usual red outfit, and drove a square white
> > truck instead of his usual sleigh. He's working undercover because it
> > isn't Christmas yet. He had a foodie gift for us.
> >
> > A Ronco Showtime Platinum Rotisserie! This puppy will hold up to a 15
> > pound turkey. The pictures on the box have been making me drool. Very
> > unlady-like.
> >
> > We bought three 11-pound turkeys when they were on sale last month,
> > and one is already in the refrigerator, thawing.
>
> Congrats....Now you just need a boy Scout...for the tieing of the
> bird...A very important ritual for those whom spin birds...Or the
> wings'll flop about and burn.

Thanks! This should be a lot of fun! I didn't notice a Boy Scouts
manual in the packaging, but I'll look again. :-)

Carol