Some rules to live by this festive season......
"PastaLover" > wrote in message
news:5H1qf.4163$_L5.1994@fed1read06...
> Dimitri wrote:
> > Some rules to live by this festive season......
> >
> > 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of
gravy.
> > Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your
mashed
> > potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
>
> Words to live by any season, not just for the holidays. All hail gravy.
Is it frozen into little balls and falling from te skies now?
> > Remember this motto to live by:
> >
> > Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely
> > in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways,
> > chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up,
totally worn
> > out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!? "..
>
> Damn straight!
Done that about 7 or 8 times already in my life but had to stop and run when
the cemetery gardener caught me.
Shaun 'Puddings' aRen't Us (but FFS pas me that damned cheeseboard and
bottle of port!)
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