"Dave Witzel" > wrote in message
> "Lew Bryson" > channeled Nik on 21 Dec:
>> As for the reason you can't get a real Philly cheesesteak more
>> than 50 miles from Philadelphia (my experience, and anyone who
>> says you can only get them at Pat's or Geno's is working for the
>> city tourism board), it's because everyone who makes them
>> farther away than that ****s 'em up. Why? I don't know. Maybe
>> it's because of a lack of respect, maybe it's because they keep
>> thinking of ways to make them "better,"...
>
> I agree with this statement. That said, Chink's made the best, most
> politically incorrect Philly Cheese I've had the pleasure of eating
> while staring at the hired help.

Did I tell you we went back there after a Grey Lodge session back in
September? And got a chocolate milkshake? And even Cathy admitted that the
scenery was exceptional. Ah.....

>> What about spiedies? Beef on weck? Michigans? Any of you
>> *******s think you can make THEM where you live?
>
> Where my mom lives, yes. Where your mom lives, yes. How ****ing
> hard is it to make a spiedie? Jeebus.

My mom can't make spiedies worth a damn. Your mom can't even get fried eggs
right. The simplest things...get ****ed up the most. I ought to get that
dumbass who put the mint in my cheesesteak to start making spiedies, tell
him they're cheesesteaks. That might work.

> Some things need to die off, though, like beef on weck.

You only say this because you've never been to Schwabl's, you total ass. Go.
Then tell me how beef on weck must die. You'll cry as you apologize.
(Seriously, go between Thanksgiving and St. Pat's so you can get a hot Tom &
Jerry, it's to die for.)

Schwabl's made me a believer. They've been making weck since the 1840s.
Before I went to Schwabl's, weck was just a beef sandwich with a weird roll.
Now it's a constant low-level hardon in the back of my brain that keeps
telling me to go to freaking Buffalo and get juicy rare red meat on a
salt-crunchy roll slopped up with beefy blood. Imagine my shame. It's ruined
my life, but I love it. I want one. Want it now.

--
Lew Bryson

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