In article >,
"Dee Randall" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> >A wife was making fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into
> > the kitchen and started screaming: "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more
> > butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!"
> >
> > "Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
> > going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"
> >
> > "Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
> > you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
> > your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> > them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him incredulously. "What in the hell is wrong with
> > you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> > "No," the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it's
> > like when I'm driving with you in the car."
> > --
> > Om.
>
> This left me hysterical - laughing. I'm anxious to put it on DH's computer
> for him to see; I hope I get to see his face while he's reading it.
>
> Also, when he is cooking, poor dear gets this treatment as well (well,
> slightly similar.)
> Dee Dee
>
>

Be sure to share his reaction... ;-D

Cheers!
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson