In article >,
~patches~ > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > A wife was making fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into
> > the kitchen and started screaming: "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more
> > butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!"
> >
> > "Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
> > going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"
> >
> > "Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
> > you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
> > your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> > them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him incredulously. "What in the hell is wrong with
> > you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> > "No," the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it's
> > like when I'm driving with you in the car."
>
>
> Cute I hope you don't mind if I pass this one on.

Please do! :-)

I got it via e-mail.......

Cheers!
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Om.

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