On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:43:23 -0500, ~patches~ wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > A wife was making fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into
> > the kitchen and started screaming: "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more
> > butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!"
> >
> > "Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
> > going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"
> >
> > "Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
> > you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
> > your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> > them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him incredulously. "What in the hell is wrong with
> > you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> > "No," the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it's
> > like when I'm driving with you in the car."
>
>
> Cute I hope you don't mind if I pass this one on.

My BIL got so fed up with his wife doing that to him that he turned
the driving over to her. Now he can drink as much as he wants and she
can drive him home from parties. LOL
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Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.