On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:32:41 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress
> replied:
> On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:32:12 -0800, The Ranger > wrote:
> > On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:19:18 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress > replied:
> > > On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:21:04 -0800, The Ranger > wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:45:01 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress > replied:
> > > > [snip]
> > > > > Always with mayo!
> > > > >
> > > > Good potato salad is always with Miracle Whip, you peasant!
> > > > <G>
> > > I always suspected that you were a little disturbed!
> >
> > "Suspected?!" Dang, madam! What'll I gotta do to erase any doubt?
> >
> Dance naked on a table top at your favorite Chinese restaurant.
> With pictures.

I said disturbed, not mentally deficient. My type know the law and
just how far we can push it. Performing such art in public would
give me an opportunity at sampling county (or city) hospitality
that I'd like to defer to more suitable clientele. (Besides, would
you _really_ wanna see such an act? Ew!)

> > > Merry Christmas!
> > >
> > And a bah-humbug to you too. <G>
> >
> Nothing but coal and switches for you this year, young man!

A'right! No more shopping! No more caring! If I knew it was so
easy I'd've done this ages ago!

> > > Carol, who grew up on MW and much prefers mayo
> > >
> > And y'all're callin' ME disturbed?
> >
> I most certainly am. Miracle Whip is nasty in my NSHO.

It's the nectar of the Gahds and Gahdesses! Helman's, OTOH, is
what Hades uses for new admittees.

> > "May you be seated at an all-you-can-eat buffet where sandwiches
> > of JIF peanut butter and Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread are the only
> > item being served and where Musak is piped in at Blue Oyster Cult
> > levels with the mantra of "I love Miracle Whip" to the "Jingle
> > Bell Rock" tune being played..."
> >
> You *want* me to commit suicide, don't you? ;-)

Not at all. Just showing you the levels of despair I'm willing to
see visited on mayo-preachin' thumpers.

> MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Thank you. Right back atchya, Lady!

The Ranger