In article >,
The Ranger > wrote:

> There are very few phrases that cause spine-chilling vibrations or
> create whole quarts of blood to curdle, but I think I've
> discovered one... "Dad... Slow dancing is so much FUN!"

> "You. Won't. Find. Out."

> I hate dances nowadays.


How old are they?

Q: Why won't Baptists have sex standing up?

A: Because someone might think they were dancing!

--
Dan Abel

Petaluma, California, USA