> In addition, if anyone can sucessfully help me obtain some Staropramen
> Dark, I will gladly send some your way.

I know the Dekalb Farmer's Market and Harry's Farmer Market both have the
Staropramen Lager. According to ratebeer.com the Dark version is only
available in Europe. Unless you're going to Denmark, Finland, or Sweden in
the near future, the 'easiest' way to acquire this beer would be to trade
brews with a Dane. Lots of trades are arranged through ratebeer, you could
probably have this beer in a couple of weeks if you found a willing trader.