Doug Kanter wrote:
> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> There are very few phrases that cause spine-chilling vibrations or
>> create whole quarts of blood to curdle, but I think I've
>> discovered one... "Dad... Slow dancing is so much FUN!"
>
>
> From a friend who has daughters:
>
> Ten simple rules for dating my daughter.
> Rule #1:
>
> If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
> package, because your sure not picking anything up.
>
LOL But someone at some point should tell your friend her daughter is
40-something and owns her own gun!

Jill