In article >, "P.Aitken" >
wrote:

> salgud wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Well, Peter, I have to disagree with you on this one. I don't think the
> > moron is a dog turd, but with some plastic surgery and a brain implant,
> > he could work his way up to it!
> >
>
> LOL!
>
> Peter
>

Mmmm... I dunno dudes, surgery can create miracles nowadays:

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed

First one said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

Second one said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in
an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5
field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour........ All I had left to work with was the
horse's
ass and a cowboy hat.......... Now he's president of the United
States!!!!"
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson