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"The Ranger" > wrote:

> Grits are akin to Elmer Paste with less flavor and more sand. Grits are a
> travesty, an evil, perpetrated by the South against the North in our
> never-ending War Between the States. If you were served this dish as a
> child, you would have been psychologically traumatized. They are the most
> foul-tasting gruel that has ever been invented by one group and foisted on
> another group of humans. This "dish" is used as a way of showing that the
> day can't get any worse. Look at how, as if further proof is needed, many
> people prefer to eat them; heavily salted and floating in a tub of butter,
> covered in gravy, cheese, or other substances -- all in a vain effort to
> fool the tortured soul eating them into thinking the taste and texture might
> possibly be edible!

I don't know what you've been eating, but even instant grits aren't that
bad. I rather enjoy real grits.

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