If you are in a silly mood, you should have great fun with
_Chocolate : The Consuming Passion_ by Boynton, of greeting card fame.

From the book:
'Anyone who would claim that the absence of the liquor disqualifies
white chocolate as chocolate is quibbling; the same purist would
probably argue that fructose and water is not "real" orange juice.'

I laughed out loud many times.


Eddie