On 3 Jan 2006 06:39:45 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO®" >
wrote:

>
>Cam wrote:
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> > On Mon 02 Jan 2006 08:42:57p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> > BoboBonobo?
>> >
>> > >
>> > > Steve Wertz wrote:
>> > >> On 3 Jan 2006 02:44:45 +0100, Wayne Boatwright
>> > >> > wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >On Mon 02 Jan 2006 05:26:52p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Steve
>> > >> >Wertz?
>> > >>
>> > >> >> Elements under glass are sometimes an exception. That's why I
>> > >> >> noted it. They can be red and still not produce heat enough to cook
>> > >> >> with.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >When the elements under the glass of my range glow read they are
>> > >> >definitely hot enough to boil water. It must depend on the individual
>> > >> >range.
>> > >>
>> > >> My brother has one of those and it glows, but produces very little
>> > >> heat for some reason. He's got all the fancy "fuzzy logic" kitchen
>> > >> equipment. It's just "fuzzy" with no logic behind it.
>> > >
>> > > You know what's fun? Being out on a gravel bar on an August or
>> > > September evening in the Missouri Ozarks, with a good bed of coals and
>> >
>> > < snipped lord knows what >
>> >
>> > And this has to do with electric ranges how...?
>>
>> If you fry bacon in the nude on a camp fire you get your ankles
>> spattered.
>
>Frying bacon nude on a stovetop can be hazardous as well.

Rule of punk #237 - when cooking whilst in the nude and/or soaked in
lighter fluid: always, always *grill* your bacon under a moderate
heat.

Rule of punk #238 - stop, drop and roll is for faggots.
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