I'm not stupid.

Dav wrote:
> On 3 Jan 2006 06:39:45 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO®" >
> wrote:
>
> >
> >Cam wrote:
> >> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >> > On Mon 02 Jan 2006 08:42:57p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> >> > BoboBonobo?
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > > Steve Wertz wrote:
> >> > >> On 3 Jan 2006 02:44:45 +0100, Wayne Boatwright
> >> > >> > wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >On Mon 02 Jan 2006 05:26:52p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Steve
> >> > >> >Wertz?
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >> Elements under glass are sometimes an exception. That's why I
> >> > >> >> noted it. They can be red and still not produce heat enough to cook
> >> > >> >> with.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >When the elements under the glass of my range glow read they are
> >> > >> >definitely hot enough to boil water. It must depend on the individual
> >> > >> >range.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> My brother has one of those and it glows, but produces very little
> >> > >> heat for some reason. He's got all the fancy "fuzzy logic" kitchen
> >> > >> equipment. It's just "fuzzy" with no logic behind it.
> >> > >
> >> > > You know what's fun? Being out on a gravel bar on an August or
> >> > > September evening in the Missouri Ozarks, with a good bed of coalsand
> >> >
> >> > < snipped lord knows what >
> >> >
> >> > And this has to do with electric ranges how...?
> >>
> >> If you fry bacon in the nude on a camp fire you get your ankles
> >> spattered.
> >
> >Frying bacon nude on a stovetop can be hazardous as well.
>
> Rule of punk #237 - when cooking whilst in the nude and/or soaked in
> lighter fluid: always, always *grill* your bacon under a moderate
> heat.
>
> Rule of punk #238 - stop, drop and roll is for faggots.
>
I may fry bacon naked, but I do not fry chicken naked. In fact, I
should wear gloves.

A hint: tape down newspaper in front of the range before frying, esp.
chicken. I'm like sooo Heloise!

--Bryan