Well, we were given a handful of those tiny chocolate bottles filled
with liquors.......the variety included stoli vanilla, stoli raspberri,
gran marinier, kahlua, malibu, and jack daniels, among other things.
More than one or two of these will set you on the path towards a good
drunk......then finish the box (48 bottles) and you've got a hangover
AND a stomachache!

All hypothetical, of course.