>I thought everything arachnid tastes like chicken?

I know that in Florida lobster divers call lobsters "bugs". If I had
to guess what a tarantula would taste like, i'd tend to lean more
towards a "crab-like" flavor.... or chicken.

Of course if we ate them in the U.S, we'd drown them in ketchup, so it
wouldn't matter much what they tasted like. Kev