On Sat 14 Jan 2006 05:52:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it -L.?

>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> To make a list of what David won't eat would be exhaustive. Vegetables
>> - he will only eat peas (canned), carrots, corn, and potatoes. Salads
>> are out of the question. Meats - he will only eat a few cuts of beef,
>> pork, or chicken, and none of them can be cuts that either contain bone
>> or are on a bone. He will not eat any form of fish or seafood. Fruits
>> - he will only eat bananas, grapes, applesauce, and orange juice.
>> Breads - he will only eat soft white or sourdough, and nothing that
>> contains seeds or other additives with texture. He will eat smooth
>> peanut butter and jelly, but not jam or preserves. Desserts, if they
>> are chocolage and do not contain nuts. That's about it.
>>
>> Needless to say, I cook many separate meals for the two of us. I
>> simply could not exist on that. In 14 years, I have managed to add
>> perhaps 2 ite ms to his diet that he would not eat before.
>>
>> --
>> Wayne Boatwright *¿*
>
> Honey, you are a saint. I would have kicked him in the butt, handed
> him a knife, told him to "Cut the meat off the bone and scrape the
> seeds off the bread. And while yer at it, take a bite of that salad -
> it ain't gonna kill ya!" LOL..
> -L.

Oh, I tried my best to reform him when we were first together. I have to
admit that he would "try" to eat some of the (quite normal) things he had
never eaten before, but most of them he simply couldn't abide, and
actually claimed they made him feel "sick". <g> He now eats and loves
veal which he had never eaten before, as well as filet mignon which he had
never tasted. Still, he'd probably have a hamburger if left to his own
devices, and a greasy one at that, however greasy food is now verboten.
He will eat *shredded* lettuce on a sandwich or a very small salad, but
God forbig he should eat a *leaf* of it. <g> After this many yaers I'm
quite used to it, plan for it, and it's no major effort now. Eating out
he will join me at Asian restaurants but no foods on their menus will ever
pass his lips. One exception is Lemon Chicken, as long as it doesn't have
too many "pieces" of other things in it. <g> And so it goes...

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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